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June 16, 2017

BAPU calls Airport:

“how long is the journey from

RAJKOT to USA?

Receptenist: Just 1sec sir..

BAPU disconected & says:

“Pi ne bethi lage 6..
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Ek bapu a bija bapu ne puchhyu.

Jo hu phone ma 001 dial karu to su thay..?

Bapu2 : thay su?
police ni gadi reverse ma avse..
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Boy: Te aa lipstick ketla ni lidhi

Girl: 💋 lis

Boy: thank u baby for the kiss

Girl: are e dfol chummalis rupiya ni aavi
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Kaminey dost

1 : Hello bhai su chale che ?

2 : Bas santi che.. Tu k..

1 : Yaar ek kaam hatu……

2 : Haa, to kari le, pachi vat karsu… Bye.
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At midnight in the train; Two passengers asking each other their whereabouts:

Passenger 1:
Pata nahi kahan tak poche hai ?

Passenger 2:
Tere phone me internet chal raha hai ?

Passenger 1:
Nahi !

Passenger 2:
Bas Gujarat aa gaya lagta hai.
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Customer in Gujarat : भैया Internet का रिचार्ज करना….

Shopkeeper : कितने का करू !!
Customer in Gujarat : अगली रेली तक का करदो
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Gujarati Mava Special:

Wife: Apde Diwali ma kai navi car lesu??

Husband: Kutri!!😃

Wife: na levi hoy to kai nai….
ane haan…taro baap kutro, tari maa kutri, puru family kutra na bacha😡😡😡

Husband: (Mavo thukine)
Ae behri….Q3!!….Audi Q3
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Question – काजूकतली के चाँदी का वर्क क्यो लगाते है ???

Chinese – Wrong Qus.
American – No comments
Japanese – don’t know

Right ans by
Gujju :- undhi chhe k sidhi e khabar pade
Etla maate
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Hardik Patel: Ame game tem kari ne reservation lai ne rahisu.

Alia Bhatt: Reservation na male toh Tatkal lai lejo.
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Hardik: anamat nahi male tya sudhi shant nahi besiye….😡

Sarkar: ek sawal no javab apo anamat api daesu…👍

Hardik: ame game tem karine anamat melvisu..👊
Sawal karo…

Sarkar : Kattappa ne Bhaubali ko kyu maara…😎

Hardik: 😰 sarve patidar mitro ne namra vinanti k anamat andolan 2016 shudhi mulatvi rakhel che……
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Bhai Anamat ni vaat to Bollywood ma pohchi gai ….
Amisha patel bi evu key che k mane bi Bollywood ma aanamat aapo

vars ma 3 film a pan khan jode
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Ek 35 Vaado MasaaLo= 10 rs

50 Lac PatiDar 25 Taarikh na Lagabhag Badha 5 Masala khaase
5 masala =50 Rs😄

50 lac × 50 Rs =25 Crore

JO Aapda patel Bhaio Ek Divas ma 25 Cr na Maava khaai jaata Hoy To SarKaar Badalvi Kai Moti Vaat nathi
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O.B.C : Anamat joia che?

Patel : Haa.

O.B.C : Xender chalu kar. Nakhu.
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Gujarat Govt. Tourism Advertisement…

Sensex GIR gya

रूपया भी GIR गया

पर आप कब GIR आ रहे हैं?
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Aaj Ni Chokri O Ne Ekj Problem,
Dhoti Vala Gamta Nathi,
Jeans Vala Sara Hota Nati,
NRI Malta Nathi,
Ane “Mara” Jeva Sidha Chokrao Prem Ma Padta Nathi..
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Koik 6 Je Tamne Hamesa Yad Kre 6e.

Koik 6e Je Hamesha Tamri Khushi I6e 6e.

Bs A Koik Male Tyare Ene Apnavi Lejo

Ane
Mane LAGAN Ma Jamva Bolavi Lejo
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Krishna Prem Kare To Prem Lila,
Hum Kare To Character Dhila, Krishn Kiss Kare To Swami,
Hum Kare To Harami,
Krishn Gopiya Chede To Khel,
Hum Chede To Jail.
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Beauty of gujrati language:
Baa – me aaje tokiz ma PAA picture joyu..

Bapu – dobi,
Gay ti to aakhu j joine aavu tu ne paa kem joyu.
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BAPU Hath ma Blade thi Girlfrend nu Naam Lakhta Lakhta Jor thi Rova Lagya

PATEL- Su Thyu Bapu.??

BAPU- Bhul thi KATRINA ne badle KUTRINA Lakhai Gyu
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Jya Dil Lage 6e tya duniya nade 6e,
jya preet male 6e tya potana nade 6e,
shu kahu k thai 6e marji TATA NANO levani pan LUNA na baki hafta nade 6e.
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Patni:- Tame Mari Ek
Pan Vaat Sathe Sahmat
Nathi Thata.
Hu shu Murkh 6u?
Pati:- Saru Chal Aa Vaat
Ma Hu Sahmat Thau 6u
bus..!!
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Danger joke.
ek Maji A singham ne
Lafo Maryo
singham:Kem Lafo
Maryo,Ane Tame Kon
6o?
.
.
.
.
Maji : Maji Satkel.
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Class ni Bari pr Vandaro
avi betho.!
Grl-Sir,Tamara Bhai
avya.!
Sir-Ben,Jamano badlay
gyo 6e,sharmavay nhi,
hve to Naam thi
bolavay.!
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Tari yaad aave to tara Msg vanchu 6u,

Jo tne malvu hoi to mara Dil ne samajaavu 6u,

ane Jo taaro aawaz sambhadvo hoy to Kutra ne pathro maaru 6u..
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